The Evil Genie

You become insanely popular but its only because they want to eat you!

I wish I could play the drums

Granted but it ruins your hearing in the process
I wish that I was never bored
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Granted but then you are always in motion and make the mistake of wearing courdoroys and the friction makes your pants catch fire

I wish the price of gas was only 50 cents a gallon

Granted but that means people drive out on the roads more and so you are assigned specific days you are ALLOWED to drive and go to the store and such.

I wish that Christmas came 3 times a year.

Granted but all you get for Christmas is your Great Aunt Edith's Fruitcake!

I wish that candy didnt rot your teeth

Granted but it makes you have gum desiase (I know I didn't spell it right)

I wish vegetables tasted like candy but were still good for you!
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Granted but they give you explosive diarhhea


I wish my face didnt turn so red when I blush

Granted but it is red all the time except for when you blush!
I wish humans never had to sleep!
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granted but then little kids are always awake and they are always yelling and your head exploeds from the noise


i wish i had a puppy

Granted but he has rabies and bits you. So you have to go to the hospital and get tons of shots, and give the dog away.

I wish that we never got homework in school.

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Granted but then your parents think you have too much free time and make you do a zillion chores.

I wish I could be invisible

Granted but then everyone forgets about you and never remembers you again! I wish that I had a new baby puppy!
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Granted but your puppy has 2 butts instead of a head and you spend all day cleaning up after it.

I wish toaster pastries tasted better

granted but the government decides that they are to fatty and ban them.

I wish that I could eat fatty food and never gain weight. ( It takes alot of work to keep my flat tummy!!!)

Granted but you go spotty.

I wish the evil genie dissappeared.