The Evil Genie

Ok, but then the cute little penguins run away and they are found and taken to an aquarium and they make you pay a $5,000 fine...

I wish that I didn't have to read Farenheit 451

Granted but instead you are forced to read the instruction manual for 1976 Volvo, cover to cover!

I wish that my mother in law didnt know my phone number.

Why???
Granted, but instead she gets your adress, desides to move next door, and visits everyday uninvited(sometimes she eats your food too!)

I wish that I could land by double toe-loop

Granted but everytime you land it, you grow a wart on your nose.

I wish that I could see Disturbed in concert.

Ok, that one was harsh!
Granted, at the concert the announcer moons the growd and you are scared and disterbed and while your at the concert your car gets stolen, so you have to walk home

Fiona you have to make a wish!
Admin

Granted Admin gets Fiona to make a wish

Im still walking home from the concert so I wish I had really comfortable shoes and a good walking stick

granted but then you fall over the laces and black out and when you wake up you have no shoes again cause they got stolen


I wish i was skinny

Granted but you become so skinny that your hip bones stick out and causes bed sores. OUCH!

I wish that my fingers werent so sore

Your wiah is granted but when you dropped your walet and u pick it up and a car runs over your hands.

I will I had super LONG hair

that wasnt my wish but anyways..

granted your hair becomes super long but it always smells like french fry oil even after you wash it.


I wish people actually read my messages on my farms

I wish my forum would get more members and mods!

granted but then your forum becomes full and no one else can join and all the people that arent in it want to join and they kidnap your favourite pet friend and brother and sister( if you have any)


i wish i have lots of friends who like me for who i am

Granted but you become so popular you have your own troop of papparazzi following you around and you wind up going crazy from all the attention

I wish everyone a safe and happy Halloween!

Granted I wish i could do a proper wheel cart for cheer leading cause I cant do it properly