The Evil Genie

The Evil Genie will grant you 1 wish but he always botches it. So you could wish for a million dollars but... the catch is its stolen drug money and the cops break down your door and drag you off to jail

So make a wish and the next person to post botches your wish and posts their wish.

I wish that this forum would grow to the size of 100 people!
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Okay so you get 100 people but they all use chatspeak and don't follow the rules... Mu ha ha



I wish I was really graceful and athletic.

Granted but that makes everyone envy and hate you and no one will talk to you!
I wish that I was good at sports (cause I stink!)

Wish granted but you trip and fall and have a career ending injury.



I wish I had Fire birds.

Granted but someone hacks your account and you loose them all!
I wish that I had my own laptop instead of sharing one with my brother!

You spill a soda on it and your house catches on fire.


I wish no one could guess my password.

Granted but they steal your computer and you have your password saved on their and so they steal your account!

I wish that no soda spills on my computer (because I hate soda in real life!)
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Wish granted you drop your laptop on your foot breaks your laptop and foot.


I wish I could land a back flip with no injuries.

Granted but then some kid gets jealous and pushes you off the trampoline and you break your arm and leg!

I wish that there was no school
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Wish granted but you turn out stupid and are homless.


I wish I had a perfect slingshot that cant be broke or stolen.

Granted but you loose it and never find it again!

I wish that I lived in California on the Beach!
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Granted but their is a gigantic earthquake and California breaks on the fault line and sinks into the ocean

I wish my eyes were greener

wish granted but your eyes turn green from a diease.


I wish I had the perfect Girlfriend.

Granted but you get so sick of her because she is so perfect and always does the right thing that you dump her

I wish that I had LOTS of friends at school (since I just moved and am trying to make friends at school )
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