The Evil Genie

The Evil Genie will grant you 1 wish but he always botches it. So you could wish for a million dollars but... the catch is its stolen drug money and the cops break down your door and drag you off to jail

So make a wish and the next person to post botches your wish and posts their wish.

I wish that this forum would grow to the size of 100 people!
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Okay so you get 100 people but they all use chatspeak and don't follow the rules... Mu ha ha



I wish I was really graceful and athletic.

Granted but that makes everyone envy and hate you and no one will talk to you!
I wish that I was good at sports (cause I stink!)

Wish granted but you trip and fall and have a career ending injury.



I wish I had Fire birds.

Granted but someone hacks your account and you loose them all!
I wish that I had my own laptop instead of sharing one with my brother!

You spill a soda on it and your house catches on fire.


I wish no one could guess my password.

Granted but they steal your computer and you have your password saved on their and so they steal your account!

I wish that no soda spills on my computer (because I hate soda in real life!)
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Wish granted you drop your laptop on your foot breaks your laptop and foot.


I wish I could land a back flip with no injuries.

Granted but then some kid gets jealous and pushes you off the trampoline and you break your arm and leg!

I wish that there was no school
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Wish granted but you turn out stupid and are homless.


I wish I had a perfect slingshot that cant be broke or stolen.

Granted but you loose it and never find it again!

I wish that I lived in California on the Beach!
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Granted but their is a gigantic earthquake and California breaks on the fault line and sinks into the ocean

I wish my eyes were greener

wish granted but your eyes turn green from a diease.


I wish I had the perfect Girlfriend.

Granted but you get so sick of her because she is so perfect and always does the right thing that you dump her

I wish that I had LOTS of friends at school (since I just moved and am trying to make friends at school )
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You become insanely popular but its only because they want to eat you!

I wish I could play the drums

Granted but it ruins your hearing in the process
I wish that I was never bored
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Granted but then you are always in motion and make the mistake of wearing courdoroys and the friction makes your pants catch fire

I wish the price of gas was only 50 cents a gallon

Granted but that means people drive out on the roads more and so you are assigned specific days you are ALLOWED to drive and go to the store and such.

I wish that Christmas came 3 times a year.

Granted but all you get for Christmas is your Great Aunt Edith's Fruitcake!

I wish that candy didnt rot your teeth

Granted but it makes you have gum desiase (I know I didn't spell it right)

I wish vegetables tasted like candy but were still good for you!
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Granted but they give you explosive diarhhea


I wish my face didnt turn so red when I blush

Granted but it is red all the time except for when you blush!
I wish humans never had to sleep!
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granted but then little kids are always awake and they are always yelling and your head exploeds from the noise


i wish i had a puppy

Granted but he has rabies and bits you. So you have to go to the hospital and get tons of shots, and give the dog away.

I wish that we never got homework in school.

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