The Evil Genie

Granted but then your parents think you have too much free time and make you do a zillion chores.

I wish I could be invisible

Granted but then everyone forgets about you and never remembers you again! I wish that I had a new baby puppy!
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Granted but your puppy has 2 butts instead of a head and you spend all day cleaning up after it.

I wish toaster pastries tasted better

granted but the government decides that they are to fatty and ban them.

I wish that I could eat fatty food and never gain weight. ( It takes alot of work to keep my flat tummy!!!)

Granted but you go spotty.

I wish the evil genie dissappeared.

Granted but his brother the Evil Genie Sam takes his place.

I wish that my dog got along with other dogs!

Granted but he likes dogs so much that he would rather spend all his time with dogs instead of you.

I wish I could rule the world for a day

Granted, but people get so jealous of you that they kidnap you, and put you in a spaceship thats going to Mars

I wish I had a bigger room!

Granted but then your room is so big that you put in an olympic size swimming pool and then you sleep walk and fall in and drown.

I wish I didnt have to mop the floor

Granted. but then you get really lazy and fall flat on your stomach and can't get up.
I wish I didn't have to take writing tests.

Granted but then you forget how to write and can never enjoy this forum again.... ho Humm

I wish that oranges werent so darn expensive

Granted but then you start hating them!

I wish that (the state that will remain nameless) the state that I live in's history was not so stinken boring! We have to read this HUGE book about it! Talk about DULL!
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Granted but to liven it up the history is all about how your state has the most poverty, crime, pollution, and home of the World Record holding spitball..........

I wish that my toilet didnt growl in the middle of the night ( yes it really does)

Granted, instead it spits out dirty water that you are forced to clean up at 2 in the morning!

I wish that I was a party girl for the nutcracker instead of a party boy

Granted but then you become a real nutcracker and your family uses you to crack open all their nuts on a daily basis.

I wish I could get paid today

Granted, but you only get paid 1 cent and then they decide to never pay you again!

Fiona you have to post a wish.
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Hey get back here and wish for something! He He

Haha oops sorry!
I wish that people would do my new contest/game

Granted but then so many people want to do your contests that they flood the website and its server goes down

I wish that I could have a couple of penguins come live in my backyard

Ok, but then the cute little penguins run away and they are found and taken to an aquarium and they make you pay a $5,000 fine...

I wish that I didn't have to read Farenheit 451

Granted but instead you are forced to read the instruction manual for 1976 Volvo, cover to cover!

I wish that my mother in law didnt know my phone number.

Why???
Granted, but instead she gets your adress, desides to move next door, and visits everyday uninvited(sometimes she eats your food too!)

I wish that I could land by double toe-loop

Granted but everytime you land it, you grow a wart on your nose.

I wish that I could see Disturbed in concert.

Ok, that one was harsh!
Granted, at the concert the announcer moons the growd and you are scared and disterbed and while your at the concert your car gets stolen, so you have to walk home